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Archbishop Fires Exorcist Who Said UFOs Are Demons, Because Church Still Has Exorcists On Staff To Fire
6+ day, 18+ hour ago (688+ words) It's been quite a week for firings! CBS News fired Scott Pelley for not quietly standing by as Bari Weiss wrecked 60 Minutes, and now the Archbishop of Washington DC has relieved an exorcist of his duties just because of a…...
Pope Bob Chooses Formerly Undocumented Dude To Be Archbishop Of Pissing Off Trump
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (980+ words) The Washington Post reports (gift link) that, in a lovely bit of symmetry, Menjivar-Ayala will be replacing Bishop Mark Brennan, who years ago helped Menjivar-Ayala get his green card: "At the time, Brennan headed the priest-recruiting office for the Washington…...
Jesus F*cking Christ (Is F*ckin' Risen!)
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (252+ words) Sorry to do this to you on Easter or literally any day, but Jesus Fucking Christ. President Frank From Blue Velvet Apparently strapped on his Whiffin" Mask and let fly with crazy threats of war crimes (they"re doing war…...